how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*